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Про Rolex и револьвер 38 калибра

An Old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his
bedside. "Grandson, I wanna you lissina to me. I wanna for you to
taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me. Somma day you gonna be runnin da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of Bambinos. Maybe you be a very very busy man, hardly ever home."

"Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.

Whatta you gonna do then... pointa to your watch and say, Times Up?"

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